awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

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salmonfilet:

rahmintucson:

Look. I foun dis

Otter gives you a snack.Accept?>Yes.>No.

Yes yes yes, also I want one!

salmonfilet:

rahmintucson:

Look. I foun dis

Otter gives you a snack.

Accept?
>Yes.
>No.

Yes yes yes, also I want one!

(via vocabularybear)

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

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thatfunnyblog:

Found a Pokémon Center!

i never thought i would read a sentence like this

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bootyscientist:

"hey babe i bought you chipotle"

image

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"Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then." — Angelina Jolie

"Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then." — Angelina Jolie

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sadomy:

OH MY GOD YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SHAKIRA NO NO YOURE CATHERINe ZETA ACTUALLY MY NAME IS DILLON

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

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thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

Me at the gym.

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